Thursday, May 1, 2008

The Narrow-Minded right strikes again!!!!

Apparently, the idiots at have no idea how to engage in relevant political dialog and/or commentary on the issues which they pretend to have as expertise. Seriously, I read the comments these simians make referring to news articles regarding the Moslem world, and I want to vomit in my fucking corn flakes. I have never before come across such narrow-minded, backward, insensitive sacks of shit in my life. I am ironically entertained by these posts, as they are so inane that I picture who, in fact, authors the idiocy. On one hand, I have a mental image of Joe Corapiti from Collingswood, New Jersey, who quit school in the 9th grade, married his sister and spends his days and his 67 IQ typing on the interwebs about how much he hates Islam. On the other hand, I picture Bobby Joe Ray, member of the NRA, not believing in evolution, believing in that lying sack of shit George W. Bush, shopping at Wal-Mart (only American made stuff, from China of course), living on his ranch outside of Odessa, Texas, shooting small game and pretending that he is shooting Muslin extremists.

America needs to get the fucking heads out of their asses and realize that such narrow-minded, capitalist, political incorrectness is what engendered such hatred from this alien civilization in the first place. We need to realize that while children starve in our streets because we are selfish and don’t give a fuck, there are gun-toting morons in Texas who are doing more to piss off other cultures than that lying sack of shit in the Oval Office. And finally, we need to realize that LOST has completely lost relevance as a good television show, and we should stop watching it.


  1. Why oh why do these f#ckers beat up on islam all the time? I just love this stuff! I think I'll convert!

    Qur'an 3:85 "And whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it shall not be accepted from him, and in the hereafter he shall be one of the losers."
    Qur'an 9:71 "O Prophet, strive hard [fighting] against the unbelievers and the Hypocrites, and be harsh with them. Their abode is Hell, an evil refuge indeed."
    Qur'an 8:59 "The infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them."
    Qur'an 4:168 "Those who reject [Islamic] Faith, Allah will not forgive them nor guide them to any path except the way to Hell, to dwell therein forever. And this to Allah is easy."
    Qur'an 4:114 "He who disobeys the Apostle after guidance has been revealed will burn in Hell."
    Qur'an 66:9 "O Prophet! Strive hard against the unbelieving Infidels and the Hypocrites; be severe against them. Their abode is Hell, an evil resort."
    Qur'an 60:4 "We reject you. Hostility and hate have come between us forever, unless you believe in Allah only.'"
    Qur'an 48:28 "It is He Who has sent His Messenger with guidance and the Religion of Truth (Islam), that he may make it superior to every other religion, exalting it over them. Allah is a sufficient Witness. Muhammad is the Prophet of Allah. Those who are with him are severe with Infidel unbelievers."
    Qur'an 9:4 "You cannot escape Allah, weaken or frustrate Him. And proclaim a grievous penalty of a painful doom to those who reject [Islamic] Faith."
    Qur'an 2:191 "Slay them wherever you find and catch them, and drive them out from where they have turned you out; for persecution and oppression are worse than slaughter."
    Qur'an 3:150 "Soon We shall strike terror into the hearts of the Infidels, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority: their abode will be in the Fire!"

    Qur'an 33:21 "You have in (Muhammad) the Messenger of Allah a beautiful pattern of conduct for any one to follow."
    (Murder and enslavement O.K.'d by Muhammad)
    Bukhari:V5B59N512 "The Prophet had their men killed, their woman and children taken captive."
    (Murder and lying O.K.'d by Muhammad)
    Bukhari:V4B52N270 "Allah's Messenger said, ‘Who is ready to kill Ashraf? He has said injurious things about Allah and His Apostle.' Maslama got up saying, ‘Would you like me to kill him?' The Prophet proclaimed, ‘Yes.' Maslama said, ‘Then allow me to lie so that I will be able to deceive him.' Muhammad said, ‘You may do so.'"
    (Ethinic cleansing O.K.'d by Muhammad)
    Tabari VII:97 "The morning after the murder of Ashraf, the Prophet declared, ‘Kill any Jew who falls under your power.'" and
    Bukhari:V1B1N6 "Just issue orders to kill every Jew in the country."
    (Genocide O.K.'d by Muhammad)
    Ishaq:464 "The Jews were made to come down, and Allah's Messenger imprisoned them. Then the Prophet went out into the marketplace of Medina, and he had trenches dug in it. He sent for the Jewish men and had them beheaded in those trenches. They were brought out to him in batches. They numbered 800 to 900 boys and men."
    (Beheading {and Stealing} O.K.'d by Muhammad)
    Tabari VIII:40 "The Messenger commanded that furrows should be dug in the ground for the Qurayza. Then he sat down. Ali and Zubayr began cutting off their heads in his presence." and
    Tabari VIII:38 "The Messenger of Allah commanded that all of the Jewish men and boys who had reached puberty should be beheaded. Then the Prophet divided the wealth, wives, and children of the Banu Qurayza Jews among the Muslims."
    Given that the prophet Muhammad set such a fine example in the 7th century for all Muslims to follow, is it any wonder that we see peaceful Buhddists burned alive by the followers of Muhammad?

  2. Jonesy,

    I call for a post on how John John's poor softball skills are undermining the revolution.

  3. You posed on Jihad Watch:

    "My idea of multiculturalism is simply to have enough respect to leave those I feel are inferior alone."


    How about when they go out of their way to mass-murder 3,000 of us?

  4. This Blog must be a parody.
    It has the feel of a major piss take to me. I suspect someone is playing a joke on "Jonesy" along the lines of;- Lets make Jonesy out to be the biggest, most smug pseudo-intellectual producer of turgid meaningless waffle in the world. Well if they are, they have done a great job.

  5. Hahahahaha. jonesy pissed off the conservatives!

  6. to: 1:07 pm

    You have obviously never met Jonesy. I can assure you that he is more than a boogeyman made up by the bourgeoise to scare their children into eating their vegetables and voting republican. He is very real as are his beliefs, honed over many sleepless nights, discussing politics and philisophy with his true peers, the working man, while they quaff midori in the backs of dimly lit bars, planning for the revolution. And when it comes, he will not forget your doubt or your insolence.

  7. And to 9:19
    Softball is simply an opiate of the masses.... and jon jon is a douche


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